Thursday, April 22, 2004
Funny parodies
~Love Mum, Dad and Sis always~Pretty cool. Never thought I would look at words this way!
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
We are only young once, but we can stay immature forever.
Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?
What good is science if nobody gets hurt?
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If everything is coming your way, You're in the wrong lane.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
about me
Home: KL, Malaysia
School: U of A
I am someone who frets a lot - I call it a psychological disorder. I am constantly trying to escape my complex mind which, very often, drives me and my close companions to the edge of insanity. Born under the sun star Libra, I am greatly affected by a disease called "indecisiveness". Nicknames were never part of my dictionary until I met some people who decided to name me "turtle". Soon, I was representing a zoo of hamsters, "sotongs", pigs, cats, etc...
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