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Tuesday, April 20, 2004

A thinking woman

~Love Mum, Dad and Sis always~

A couple decided to spend the holiday at a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish while the wife enjoys reading.

One day, feeling tired, the husband decided to return back to the room early to rest. So, the wife took the boat out by herself even though she was not familiar with the path. After finding a nice spot to rest, she anchored the boat and took out her book to read. A few minutes later, a game warden approached the wife to question her presence in a restricted fishing area.

"Ma'am, what are you doing?"

"I'm reading a book, can't you see?" the wife replies.

"Ma'am, you are in a restricted fishing area. You are not allowed to fish here. I'm sorry but I have to write you up," the game warden informs the wife as he took out his pen.

"Excuse me, sir. I am just reading a book. I am not fishing and have no intentions to do so."

"Ma'am, you have all the equipment. You might just start fishing at any time."

"In that case, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault."

"But Ma'am, I haven't even touched you."

"Well, you have all the equipment. You might just start at any time."

"Have a nice day, ma'am..."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Never argue with a woman who reads.

Yun @ 6:26 AM | |

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I am someone who frets a lot - I call it a psychological disorder. I am constantly trying to escape my complex mind which, very often, drives me and my close companions to the edge of insanity. Born under the sun star Libra, I am greatly affected by a disease called "indecisiveness". Nicknames were never part of my dictionary until I met some people who decided to name me "turtle". Soon, I was representing a zoo of hamsters, "sotongs", pigs, cats, etc...

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